Teenage Mood Navigator Gifts

Twig, do you

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

Florist.

"What's it all about?"

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

'You are daydreaming all the time. When are you going to mature?'

Rainy Days

'Dad gave up teaching me how to drive...I drove him nuts.'

Our dance has to be sustainable. I'll send electronic invites. Eco Club. We can hang white LED Christmas lights. The food will be seasonal! Ice cream? W. Fester School.

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

"You're about to enter a semi-autonomous region of this house."

Anarchist rebel teenager has eaten all his advent calender chocolates (isn't he naughty).

"Listen ... can you hear that? That’s the sound of four months of winter depression."

"You can cast a pall in there."

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight,Jessica dear!'

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

'He's moody, cynical, lazy and talks back. Harriet, it's just not easy raising the dead.'

'Billy Cargill doesn't have any facebook friends. He's a loner.'

"I hate this stupid place."

"To subtle?"

"Have you noticed a change in Sophie since she turned 14?"

Fed-Up Clock

"You are, Harry, you're in one of your moods! I can always tell."

"Looks like the kids have gone off to college. Let's grab a few years alone in the house before they decide to return."

Surroundsound

'You don't seem very happy this morning.'