Teenage Love Monitor Gifts

'You should know my dad's a referee, He has access to instant replay,'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

'I like you and all, Adam, but I'm 'Graphic Novel' and you're just so 'Comic Bookie'.'

"Everytime I wear boxer shorts, the Fruit of the Loom guys start laughing."

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

'I remember when she was proud to be seen with her parents.'

"Dad, this is not the one that was here earlier. He left at half past eleven."

'Let's not jump into this.'

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"It's okay dad, I'm just saying good night."

"Homoapous amorius...the common lovebirds."

'Humph Punks!'

"It's over Rachel - I want your things out of my cubby."

"Hold it! We can't just kiss and kiss. We need to talk, too."

'Isn't it a shame The kids grow up so quickly'

"My boyfriend's fifteen. . . do you have any perfume that smells like pizza?"

"Hey - you smell cute!. . ."

It's a good bet that the person asking for a divorce has already fallen in love.

"A new study says teen in love have a higher risk for depression than teens who aren't romantically involved."

"You'll have to forgive my father. . . he's a little overprotective!"

"So maybe we can, you know, hang out."

"I wouldn’t worry about it, Chris. Father thinks all my dates are ‘Marxist moles.’"

"So Estella has a boyfriend...and she believes cool cars are foolish. But, somehow, I still find her alluring. I feel so...so...confused."

"Figures...all this social distancing just when I was starting to like girls."