Young Love Detector Gifts

"I think Tommy likes me... He punched me in the arm twice at lunch!"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Playground reputation.

First love.

Boy on father's knee

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

"That's no death grimace, Perkins. I think what we're seeing is a 2.8 million-year-old tight smile of spousal event obligation!"

"There's a rumour going around my head that you don't love me."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"It's not what you think."

"We're compatible in every way. That's my concern; we have nothing to argue about."

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

"Hola! Tia Carmen's psychic hotline! Can I tell you where your lousy cheating boyfriend is right now?"

'Barely an love and already arguing.'

"You weren't playing hard to get! You were scared of commitment!"

'I like you and all, Adam, but I'm 'Graphic Novel' and you're just so 'Comic Bookie'.'

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

Scooter Romance

As an experienced counsellor, she could see that their relationship had been doomed from the start.

'I don't know what they see in her. . . I think I'll take a closer look.'

'We had the perfect marriage until we took the magazine quiz.'

Trick questions...

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."