Young Love Detector Prints

"I think Tommy likes me... He punched me in the arm twice at lunch!"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Playground reputation.

First love.

Boy on father's knee

"That's no death grimace, Perkins. I think what we're seeing is a 2.8 million-year-old tight smile of spousal event obligation!"

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

'Roger, I think we need to talk about your trouble with intimacy.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"There's a rumour going around my head that you don't love me."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!

"It's not what you think."

"Is there anyone else in your life I should know about?"

"We're compatible in every way. That's my concern; we have nothing to argue about."

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

"You weren't playing hard to get! You were scared of commitment!"

'I like you and all, Adam, but I'm 'Graphic Novel' and you're just so 'Comic Bookie'.'

"Hola! Tia Carmen's psychic hotline! Can I tell you where your lousy cheating boyfriend is right now?"

'How will I know when I've found my soul mate, Fang?'

Apple Kiss

'I don't know what they see in her. . . I think I'll take a closer look.'

'We had the perfect marriage until we took the magazine quiz.'

Trick questions...

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

Gloria knows where you've been tonight, Lance. Apparently, that sandwich she made you for lunch contained salami, cheese, lettuce, tomato and a GPS tracker. !! !!

As an experienced counsellor, she could see that their relationship had been doomed from the start.

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

Scooter Romance

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."