Love Detective Gifts

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships....

'Do you have any wolves in sheep's clothing?'

We really need to put the mystery back into this relationship... why don't you disappear?

"I'm sorry, we're right out of lottery winners hung like giraffes"

"We just seem to have grown apart over the years"

"See!"

"By the way... 'Miss lonely of Kent', is married!"

"There's a rumour going around my head that you don't love me."

Ambivalence at first sight...

"Jing, you have to tell me...does Baldo have a girlfriend?"

"Turns out she wasn't working at a gym...but with a guy named Jim!"

Brain Divide

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"You weren't playing hard to get! You were scared of commitment!"

"I've finished all the background checks and consulted a psychological profiler to see if they can identify any problem areas."

"Oh no, sweetie, that's not my mother. She's my private investigator."

"We're compatible in every way. That's my concern; we have nothing to argue about."

"Is there an ex-wife somewhere in there?"

"If you like I can set you up with a bullet I dodged."

"Well, if I haven't captured the real you, kindly tell me who I have captured."

"It's not what you think."

A woman stands looking at lost posters placed up by a boy she went on a date with.

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Little boy identifies a visitor as someone he saw kissing his older sister in secret

"What happened to that tiny little ounce of passion we used to have?"

"Henry? What's this?"

'I think she's getting serious. Last night she laughed at my jokes.'

Trick questions...

'What's all this I hear about you seeing someone else behind my back, Enid?'

'I don't know what they see in her. . . I think I'll take a closer look.'

'Does somebody love me?...It says 'most definitely!' - ''Wow! Ask if something else about your parents.'

'Point twelve, sub-section four - on the matter of her calling me boring...'