Teenage Love Monitor Pillows

'You should know my dad's a referee, He has access to instant replay,'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

"Everytime I wear boxer shorts, the Fruit of the Loom guys start laughing."

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."

'I like you and all, Adam, but I'm 'Graphic Novel' and you're just so 'Comic Bookie'.'

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

'I remember when she was proud to be seen with her parents.'

Twig, do you

"Dad, this is not the one that was here earlier. He left at half past eleven."

'Let's not jump into this.'

"Homoapous amorius...the common lovebirds."

'Wow! I wonder if there's an app for that?'

Place for text.

"It's okay dad, I'm just saying good night."

'Humph Punks!'

"It's over Rachel - I want your things out of my cubby."

"Hold it! We can't just kiss and kiss. We need to talk, too."

"Hey - you smell cute!. . ."

"My boyfriend's fifteen. . . do you have any perfume that smells like pizza?"

'Isn't it a shame The kids grow up so quickly'

I'm an optimist. I see the pants as half-up.

It's a good bet that the person asking for a divorce has already fallen in love.

"A new study says teen in love have a higher risk for depression than teens who aren't romantically involved."

"So maybe we can, you know, hang out."

"I wouldn’t worry about it, Chris. Father thinks all my dates are ‘Marxist moles.’"

"You'll have to forgive my father. . . he's a little overprotective!"

"So Estella has a boyfriend...and she believes cool cars are foolish. But, somehow, I still find her alluring. I feel so...so...confused."