Mood Navigator Pillows

'He ignored the mood swing, and went straight for the mood slide...'

"Today will be clouded with self-doubt followed this evening with a blanket of denial. Tomorrow will find a clearing of anxiety followed by a sunny disposition."

"Morning brings boundless optimism. By lunch it's quiet consternation. Around 5 he just mutters under his breath."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

Florist.

"He wouldn't let me in, he wouldn't let me stay, he wouldn't let me out."

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

"What's it all about?"

'Manic depression research centre.'

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

"Your Father's just in a bad mood."

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

Mood Swingometer - Tetchy/Calm.

"Uh-oh!"

The Many Moods of Produce: Bitter Melon, Passion Fruit, Sour Cherries, Sweet Potato.

"Snap out of it, Demos! You think you're the only one who's ever had waiter's block?"

'You are daydreaming all the time. When are you going to mature?'

There are times when it feels like I wasn't even meant to party.

"The day had not started well... he had woken too grumpy to even complain."

Rainy Days

"She's not very good at defending herself, but she does very well at identifying her feelings."

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

Mood Swings