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"Listen ... can you hear that? That’s the sound of four months of winter depression."

"You are, Harry, you're in one of your moods! I can always tell."

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'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

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"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"I'm not happy."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

'Why am I such a grouch?'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"My aloofness is a mask."

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

'Of course I love her - but I'm not in love with her.'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

'Now read that back to me.'

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"What's it all about?"

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

'Manic depression research centre.'

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

'Disappointed? You ask if I'm disappointed? Well, Arthur, after 38 years of patiently peeling away one onion layer after another, I'll admit I HAD hoped there was something more that a tough, green sprout-thingie at your core!'

'None for me, thanks. It might improve my mood.'

"Your Father's just in a bad mood."

'She thinks I'm always trying to put her down, but what does she know?'