Mood Detective Pillows

"Listen ... can you hear that? That’s the sound of four months of winter depression."

Quick look at Instagram...

Unbeknownst to Mr. Slater, the watchband on the watch his employees gave him was actually am mood bracelet.

"You are, Harry, you're in one of your moods! I can always tell."

Fed-Up Clock

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

University Soapflakes

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

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Go ahead and dissect me

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

"I'm not happy."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"My aloofness is a mask."

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

"What's it all about?"

'Of course I love her - but I'm not in love with her.'

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

'Now read that back to me.'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

'Manic depression research centre.'