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They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Carbon Dating.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Sexual chemistry set

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

Barman In Love.

Protoplasm

Pheromones.

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

Science And Society 1923

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

When Chelation Therapy goes wrong.

Confusion in A Jar.

"It appears the A.C.S. has a lot of clout around here."

A man and a woman click together.

Laboratory- risk assessor

"That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!"

Electrolyte Orchestra

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

"If we want a realistic strawberry flavour we'll need to add more salicyaldehide and hydrobenzoic acid."

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"