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'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Carbon Dating.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Sexual chemistry set

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Science Fair Judgements

A young positivist.

Protoplasm

Free Radicals.

Employment recruitment aptitude test

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

Lab safety Rule No. 1

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

Science And Society 1923

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

I'm not insulting you --- You are a fatty acid!

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'