Relationship Chemist Gifts

The secret of marriage is chemistry - he's on valium and I'm on prozac

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Sexual chemistry set

"Harold, you've changed."

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"I want to get married and start a family with you—although God knows who I'll want to finish it with."

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

'You've changed since we got married.'

"Why won't you cuddle?"

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"You used to be that ambitious."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

'It took me years of training, but now he's my perfect man.'

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

Pheromones.

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Oddly enough I'm flattered my wife's attorney thinks I'm so successful."

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"