Relationship Scientists Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for the scientist in your life? Whether they’re passionate about research or just love a clever pun, our collection features products that celebrate their curiosity. From humorous mugs to witty t-shirts, find a gift that speaks to their love of discovery and the joy of learning. These creative designs combine intelligence with humor, making them ideal for scientists who appreciate a little fun along with their passion for exploration.

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When chemical engineers break up. mockup

When chemical engineers break up.

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"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think." mockup

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

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"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99." mockup

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

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The best financial decision I ever made.

The best financial decision I ever made. mockup

The best financial decision I ever made.

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"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?" mockup

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

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"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person." mockup

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

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Sexual chemistry set

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'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

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"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested." mockup

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

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"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive." mockup

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

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"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!" mockup

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

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"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math." mockup

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

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Awkward First Dates

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'You've changed since we got married.' mockup

'You've changed since we got married.'

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"You used to be that ambitious."

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"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step." mockup

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

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I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else...

I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else... mockup

I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else...

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'It took me years of training, but now he's my perfect man.'

'It took me years of training, but now he's my perfect man.' mockup

'It took me years of training, but now he's my perfect man.'

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'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.' mockup

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

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Relationships.

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"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon." mockup

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

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It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends. mockup

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

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Sharing the Bed with Zeno

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"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story." mockup

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

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'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.' mockup

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

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"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample." mockup

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

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"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people." mockup

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

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'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.' mockup

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

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"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes." mockup

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

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"I've had you appraised."

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"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!" mockup

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

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"I miss the way it was when I thought you knew everything."

"I miss the way it was when I thought you knew everything." mockup

"I miss the way it was when I thought you knew everything."

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Relationship Scientists Gifts Collection

Relationship Scientists Mugs

Explore our collection of gift mugs that celebrate scientists' curiosity and wit—perfect for daily inspiration and a splash of humor.

Relationship Scientists Pillows

Find the perfect science-inspired pillows to add comfort and fun to any space, celebrating the curious mind.

Relationship Scientists Prints

Browse our collection of science-themed prints that inspire curiosity and add a witty touch to their home or office décor.

Relationship Scientists T-Shirts

Discover humorous and thoughtful scientist-themed t-shirts that showcase their love for discovery and clever insights.