Relationship Chemist Pillows

The secret of marriage is chemistry - he's on valium and I'm on prozac

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Sexual chemistry set

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

"Harold, you've changed."

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"I want to get married and start a family with you—although God knows who I'll want to finish it with."

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

'You've changed since we got married.'

"Why won't you cuddle?"

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"You used to be that ambitious."

'It took me years of training, but now he's my perfect man.'

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

Pheromones.

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Oddly enough I'm flattered my wife's attorney thinks I'm so successful."

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"