Love Scientist Gifts

How scientists propose

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

Sexual chemistry set

You're wearing your lab coat. What's up? Something big. Amending my unified theory of picking up chicks. Check it out. Explain, doctor. To start, you'll need a notepad and a gym membership.

"That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!"

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Carbon Dating.

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"I do love you, Jerry, but it's somewhere below the conscious level."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

Cupid misses his shot.

Pheromones.

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American."

Real Estate Personals

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"I tolerate you too. With all my heart."

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"

Yes, but.

"It's from a girl in my class. Should I be thinking about a prenup?"

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

"My aloofness is a mask."

Lover's leap and Infatuation leap.

"If only I liked you a little more and you liked like me a little less."

'No wonder the divorce rate is so high!'