Love Scientist Gifts

How scientists propose

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

Sexual chemistry set

"That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!"

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Carbon Dating.

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"I do love you, Jerry, but it's somewhere below the conscious level."

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

Cupid misses his shot.

Pheromones.

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

Real Estate Personals

"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American."

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

"My aloofness is a mask."

"If only I liked you a little more and you liked like me a little less."

Yes, but.

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"I tolerate you too. With all my heart."

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

'No wonder the divorce rate is so high!'

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

"I see - Gravity keeps the Earth in orbit but love makes the world go 'round."