Romantic Science Lover Gifts

How the pluot was invented.

"Talk nerdy to me."

"You're such a good listener."

Carbon Dating.

Evolution Exam Results.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Raptures

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Sexual chemistry set

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Family DNA

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Exit only.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

Science Fair Judgements

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"It's not you-it's me."

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Lithium Fair

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"The penicillin looks good."

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'