Romantic Physicist Gifts

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

"I love you in theory."

Carbon Dating.

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

When two philosophers date. So

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

E=Emcee Squared

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

Intellectual Foreplay...

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

Lance, do I make you want to be a better man? Let me put it this way, Gloria: you definitely make me want to SEEM to be a better man.

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

Working On Silly String Theory.

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

"It says we should try to imagine we are in love."

"My aloofness is a mask."

'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.'

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

'Our love life has become market-driven.'

"We need to talk. Here - it's all in this 342-slide power point."