Romantic Physicist Gifts

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

"I love you in theory."

Carbon Dating.

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

E=Emcee Squared

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Intellectual Foreplay...

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

"My aloofness is a mask."

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"It says we should try to imagine we are in love."

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.'

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

'Our love life has become market-driven.'

"We need to talk. Here - it's all in this 342-slide power point."

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"