Flirty Chemist Gifts

"There's definitely some chemistry between us!"

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

Pheromones.

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

Science And Society 1923

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

Working On Silly String Theory.

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

Chemical term for an unpleasant family of maladjusted alkanes.

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

'Hon, did you see that ultra-adhesive compound I brought home from the lab?'

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

Museum of Science. Periodic Table of Elements. Curie. Einstein. "Curium" is named after the Curies and "Einsteinium" is named after Albert Einstein --- Maybe they'll name an element after me one day! They can call it "delirium"!

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."

'The frowsting bacchant kept his shelty vicinal.'

The Booty Call of Cthulhu

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'Steroids haven't helped my game, but I'm doing much better on my chemistry tests.'

'When I asked what you're in the mood for, I meant, foodwise!'

scientist

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

"I'm a gas!"

Do you come here often? May I buy you a brief?