Flirty Chemist Pillows

"There's definitely some chemistry between us!"

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

Pheromones.

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

Science And Society 1923

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

Chemical term for an unpleasant family of maladjusted alkanes.

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

'Hon, did you see that ultra-adhesive compound I brought home from the lab?'

"What if I tried again with an English accent?"

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."

The Booty Call of Cthulhu

'The frowsting bacchant kept his shelty vicinal.'

'When I asked what you're in the mood for, I meant, foodwise!'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

'Steroids haven't helped my game, but I'm doing much better on my chemistry tests.'

scientist

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

"Do you play?"

"I'm a gas!"