Chemistry Lover Pillows

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."

scientist

Science And Society 1923

Museum of Science. Periodic Table of Elements. Curie. Einstein. "Curium" is named after the Curies and "Einsteinium" is named after Albert Einstein --- Maybe they'll name an element after me one day! They can call it "delirium"!

There were lots of school subjects in the relationship with my first sweetheart. At first it was simple math - one plus one. Then the attraction grew. Oh, lots of chemistry. Economics and geography became a problem. I had no money and her family moved to another town. I ran into her the other day. It was awkward. Ah, I see too much history there!

'Face it, Nathan - Although there is chemistry between us, it's like the dangerous combination of boron and plutonium.'

'Don't forget - keep the potassium chloride in a separate container.'

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

Glub Glub Glub.

'Steroids haven't helped my game, but I'm doing much better on my chemistry tests.'

"We hope to make antibiotics, interferon and diagnostic products, but just to be on the safe side, we're starting out with a line of shampoos."

"Chemistry class is a blast. The firemen just left."

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

"I'm a gas!"

"I keep finding more stuff people can't afford."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're such a good listener."

Carbon Dating.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Evolution Exam Results.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Raptures

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Sexual chemistry set

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Family DNA

Exit only.

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.