Chemistry Joke Lover Pillows

Bipolar Molecules

"Want to see me mix oxygen and potassium?"

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Carbon Dating.

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

Sexual chemistry set

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

Protoplasm

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

Science And Society 1923

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

Molecules you ought to be aware of...

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

Confusion in A Jar.

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

When Chelation Therapy goes wrong.

"It appears the A.C.S. has a lot of clout around here."

"Oh our assistant, he was donated by a pharmaceutical company."

A man and a woman click together.

Laboratory- risk assessor

Electrolyte Orchestra

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of...

The Great Chemical Novel.

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"