Chemistry Joke Lover Prints

Bipolar Molecules

"Want to see me mix oxygen and potassium?"

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Carbon Dating.

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Sexual chemistry set

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

Protoplasm

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

Science And Society 1923

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

I'm not insulting you --- You are a fatty acid!

Working On Silly String Theory.

Molecules you ought to be aware of...

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

How DNA molecules combine.

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

When Chelation Therapy goes wrong.

Confusion in A Jar.

"It appears the A.C.S. has a lot of clout around here."

A man and a woman click together.

Laboratory- risk assessor

"Oh our assistant, he was donated by a pharmaceutical company."

Electrolyte Orchestra

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

Museum of Science. Periodic Table of Elements. Curie. Einstein. "Curium" is named after the Curies and "Einsteinium" is named after Albert Einstein --- Maybe they'll name an element after me one day! They can call it "delirium"!