Chemical Pun Enthusiast Prints

Molecules you ought to be aware of...

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Carbon Dating.

She loves to play with string theory.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Here comes the super-visor."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

It's a pretty serious chemical imbalance, Mr. Sims

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

Working On Silly String Theory.

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

How DNA molecules combine.

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

"Kevin's sort of a negative person, while I tend to be positive, so we have an electrical connection."

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

The Principal of Inertia.

A "half-life" is the time it takes for a quantity of a radioactive material to be cut in half by decay. In each successive half-life period, the quantity is halved again. Half-life length varies widely form element to element. Eating healthier is a common new year's resolution. Our data shows breaking this resolution follows a curve like those seen with nuclear decay. As of yesterday about ten percent of those who made the resolution this year are still sticking to it. We calculated the re

"Pi and mash squared please."

"You know that's not what I meant by 'give me a hand'!"

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

It's a group of goldfish, so it might be an element-ary school!

Museum. The Universe. "Light-years"? Boy, they have low-calorie everything these days!

Hit it! The Big Band Theory.

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'