Chemical Pun Enthusiast Mugs

Molecules you ought to be aware of...

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Carbon Dating.

She loves to play with string theory.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"Here comes the super-visor."

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

"Kevin's sort of a negative person, while I tend to be positive, so we have an electrical connection."

The Principal of Inertia.

"You know that's not what I meant by 'give me a hand'!"

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

'The SPCA called on Schrodinger...'

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

Doomed Romance