"Whadda you mean, 'the chemistry is gone'?"
Chemistry Pun Lover Mugs
Start their day with a splash of humor! Our chemistry pun mugs are filled with clever wordplay and colorful designs that make every coffee break a chemistry laugh fest.
'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'
"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.
'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'
Carbon Dating.
She loves to play with string theory.
"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."
'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'
The Physiciatrist...
WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.
Protoplasm
Happy Bifurcation Day,
Science And Society 1923
It's a pretty serious chemical imbalance, Mr. Sims
"Here comes the super-visor."
"You sure you don't want any Pi?"
"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."
"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."
'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'
Gas station
Molecules you ought to be aware of...
'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'
'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'
"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."
When Chelation Therapy goes wrong.
"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"
"Kevin's sort of a negative person, while I tend to be positive, so we have an electrical connection."
The Principal of Inertia.
"Pi and mash squared please."
"It appears the A.C.S. has a lot of clout around here."
People who understand Venn diagrams
Electrolyte Orchestra
"You know that's not what I meant by 'give me a hand'!"
It's a group of goldfish, so it might be an element-ary school!
Museum. The Universe. "Light-years"? Boy, they have low-calorie everything these days!
Chemistry Pun Lover Mugs Collection
Chemistry Pun Lover Pillows
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Chemistry Pun Lover Prints
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