Chemistry Pun Enthusiast Mugs

"He wants to have a threesome."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Carbon Dating.

She loves to play with string theory.

Sexual chemistry set

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Protoplasm

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"Here comes the super-visor."

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

Gas station

Molecules you ought to be aware of...

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

Confusion in A Jar.

When Chelation Therapy goes wrong.

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

"Kevin's sort of a negative person, while I tend to be positive, so we have an electrical connection."

A man and a woman click together.

Laboratory- risk assessor

The Principal of Inertia.

"It appears the A.C.S. has a lot of clout around here."

People who understand Venn diagrams