Chemistry Pun Enthusiast T-Shirts

"He wants to have a threesome."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Carbon Dating.

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

She loves to play with string theory.

Sexual chemistry set

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Protoplasm

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

It's a pretty serious chemical imbalance, Mr. Sims

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

"Here comes the super-visor."

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

Molecules you ought to be aware of...

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

Gas station

How DNA molecules combine.

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

"Kevin's sort of a negative person, while I tend to be positive, so we have an electrical connection."

When Chelation Therapy goes wrong.

Confusion in A Jar.

"It appears the A.C.S. has a lot of clout around here."

"Pi and mash squared please."

A man and a woman click together.

Laboratory- risk assessor

The Principal of Inertia.