Chemistry Pun Lover Pillows

"Whadda you mean, 'the chemistry is gone'?"

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Carbon Dating.

She loves to play with string theory.

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Protoplasm

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"Here comes the super-visor."

Science And Society 1923

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

Molecules you ought to be aware of...

Gas station

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

When Chelation Therapy goes wrong.

"Kevin's sort of a negative person, while I tend to be positive, so we have an electrical connection."

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

"It appears the A.C.S. has a lot of clout around here."

The Principal of Inertia.

People who understand Venn diagrams

Electrolyte Orchestra

"You know that's not what I meant by 'give me a hand'!"

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"