Chemical Enthusiasts Pillows

"Let these catalysts catalyze! Allow this experiment to be expedited. Help these chemicals to coalesce."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Sexual chemistry set

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

Protoplasm

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Science And Society 1923

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

"The pH level seems a little off."

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

Cursing Scientist.

I'm not insulting you --- You are a fatty acid!

The Human Condition

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

Confusion in A Jar.

When Chelation Therapy goes wrong.

"It appears the A.C.S. has a lot of clout around here."

Laboratory- risk assessor

A man and a woman click together.

Great events in Chemistry...

Electrolyte Orchestra

'I'm calling maintenance to tell them about the leak in the ceiling. The acid rain is neutralizing our basic research.'