Chemical Reaction Lover Pillows

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

'We need one more player. Who wants to split their nucleus and divide in two?'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Sexual chemistry set

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

Protoplasm

Pheromones.

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

Scientists building a tower

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

Science And Society 1923

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

When Chelation Therapy goes wrong.

Quantum Mechanics.

Confusion in A Jar.

"Another advantage of genetic engineering: viruses you can see."

'Professor, what's the antimatter?'

'It's not that I'm stupid. I'm lactose intolerant and on a diet.'

Laboratory- risk assessor