Comedy Chemist Gifts

Struggling to find a fun gift for your favorite chemist with a comedic streak? Explore a collection of humorous and clever items that celebrate the lighter side of chemistry and scientific wit, perfect for bringing a smile to their face.

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'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!' mockup

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

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"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..." mockup

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

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"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word." mockup

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

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"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

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Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut. mockup

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

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"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce." mockup

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

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'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.' mockup

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

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"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here." mockup

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

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'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...' mockup

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

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"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole." mockup

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

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Carbon Dating.

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Molecules You Ought to be Aware of. mockup

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

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The Style of Elements

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Scientists are sexy

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"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't." mockup

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

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'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.' mockup

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

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Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models mockup

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

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Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose. mockup

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

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'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.' mockup

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

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''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.' mockup

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

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"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..." mockup

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

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'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team). mockup

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

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'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.' mockup

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

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"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review." mockup

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

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Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done. mockup

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

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Sexual chemistry set

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"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?" mockup

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

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"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry." mockup

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

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"That new drug causes flatulence." mockup

"That new drug causes flatulence."

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'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'Well, I guess we're the control group.' mockup

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

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'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.' mockup

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

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Comedy Chemist Gifts Collection

Comedy Chemist Mugs

Looking for more humorous chemist mugs? Explore our collection of witty and funny designs perfect for any science enthusiast.

Comedy Chemist Pillows

Find the perfect humorous chemist pillows to add a comedic and scientific touch to any room or lab space.

Comedy Chemist Prints

Browse our humorous chemistry prints to celebrate the lighter side of science and bring smiles to any lab or office.

Comedy Chemist T-Shirts

Discover our collection of amusing chemistry t-shirts that bring science and humor together, perfect for any chemist’s wardrobe.