Quirky Chemist Gifts

'Water! Water!. . .Spectrophotometer! Spectrophotometer!'

Chemical term for an unpleasant family of maladjusted alkanes.

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

Pavlov's Cat

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

No Swimming Allowed

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

Working On Silly String Theory.

I'm not insulting you --- You are a fatty acid!

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'