Quirky Chemist T-Shirts

'Water! Water!. . .Spectrophotometer! Spectrophotometer!'

Chemical term for an unpleasant family of maladjusted alkanes.

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

Pavlov's Cat

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

No Swimming Allowed

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."