Chemistry Fanatic Gifts

Student has chemical symbols on shirt during quiz.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Carbon Dating.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Sexual chemistry set

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Science Fair Judgements

"Bonk!"

Protoplasm

Employment recruitment aptitude test

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

Free Radicals.

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

Lab safety Rule No. 1

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

Science And Society 1923

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

I'm not insulting you --- You are a fatty acid!

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."