Chemical Science Fan Gifts

Nit Lotion - "Reconnaissance pictures clearly show the enemy's chemical stockpile."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Is it that bad?"

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Sexual chemistry set

Think Tank

Science Fair Judgements

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

Protoplasm

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Free Radicals.

Entropy.

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

"Aww...he's got his father's eyes....Hang on...Those really are his father's eyes!!"

Science And Society 1923

Newton Discovers Gravity

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'