Chemistry Aficionado Gifts

Great events in Chemistry...

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Robert Wilhelm Bunsen: "...and so at this Heidelberg conference...dedicating this eternal flame."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Sexual chemistry set

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

Graduation Speech.

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

The Physiciatrist...

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Science Fair Judgements

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

Employment recruitment aptitude test

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Free Radicals.

Protoplasm

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Peer-reviewed journal publication.