Chemistry Aficionado Prints

Great events in Chemistry...

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."

"Why should I be happy? I come here every day and knock myself out, and they give me a Nobel Proze for something I did when I was 27 years old."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Robert Wilhelm Bunsen: "...and so at this Heidelberg conference...dedicating this eternal flame."

"How's the new superglue formula coming along?"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Sexual chemistry set

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

Graduation Speech.

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

The Physiciatrist...

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Science Fair Judgements

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

"Some Debussy, Igor."