Sci-fi Geeks Gifts

'With these clever disguises we'll be able to move freely among the earthlings and observe them undetected!'

Take me to: Your leader.

'Zeon! How many times do i have to tell you! STOP Earthing the neighbours!'

A Russian nesting doll is implanted with an alien embryo.

Chiropractor.

"Take you to my leader? He's the sheepdog right behind you."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"We've made great progress!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

vaccine wars.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"You left this on our ship."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Robotic Man

"Houston, we have a problem."

Ascent of Machine.

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Head over Hooves

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."