Sci-fi Nerd Gifts

'Then we invented cell phones and the more we used them, the bigger our heads got.'

'Robot Insults'

'Our best bet is to sneak in while they're having a Star Trek convention.'

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

Being invisible in traffic maybe hazardous to your health!

"Hi. We're from the future."

"Wait a minute - Cars don't have Jefferies tubes!"

'Leader, shmeader... We came here to see Lady Gaga.'

'To me, anyone interested in high tech stuff like fire, is a nerd.'

'Check it out, Walter... hunter-on-a-stick!'

'Yeah, OK. So? He vaporized your guy. But I didn't see it, and I can't call what I don't see.'

A robot smelling a flower

Science fiction fans on other planets

"I guess we should exchange insurance."

Sock Abduction

"Your new band is called Screaming Asterisk? Where'd you come up with that?"

Ask Sadie Advice Hour, what's your problem?! Jonathan Frakes. I was rewatching old Star Trek: The Next Generation episodes starring Riker, and Stop it right there!!! There was only one thing redeemable about Star Trek, and that was when that lovely Mr. Shatner would tear his shirt, revealing his golden, glistening pectorals. Did this Riker ever do that? I don't think he - Next caller!!

The Garbage Belt

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"We've made great progress!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."