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'Then we invented cell phones and the more we used them, the bigger our heads got.'

'Robot Insults'

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

Being invisible in traffic maybe hazardous to your health!

'Leader, shmeader... We came here to see Lady Gaga.'

'To me, anyone interested in high tech stuff like fire, is a nerd.'

'Check it out, Walter... hunter-on-a-stick!'

'Yeah, OK. So? He vaporized your guy. But I didn't see it, and I can't call what I don't see.'

A robot smelling a flower

Science fiction fans on other planets

"I guess we should exchange insurance."

Sock Abduction

"Your new band is called Screaming Asterisk? Where'd you come up with that?"

The Garbage Belt

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"We've made great progress!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"You left this on our ship."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Robotic Man