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"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"I'm sorry, Mrs. Smith, but our tests show your child is a changeling left by the fairies."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Look Xnortk! The creatures of this planet have such primitive air travel! They'll offer us little resistance against out superior technology!!'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"We've made great progress!"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

vaccine wars.

"Meet the author"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Ascent of Machine.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Hair Crop Circle

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

A day at the transgenic races