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"Ahem, please wear a mask..."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"We've made great progress!"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

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Outer Space Outsourcing

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You left this on our ship."

Robotic Man

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

The Missing Sock Returns

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Ascent of Machine.

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'