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'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Underweird bras."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

Close encounters of the turd kind...

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

"Sorry about all the talk of annihilation - that was just Keith getting carried away."

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"