Sci-fi Humor Nut Mugs

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Dr. Roo.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Underweird bras."

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

Close encounters of the turd kind...

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"Sorry about all the talk of annihilation - that was just Keith getting carried away."

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

"One moment, doctor, there's been a change in his condition."

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

Hedge of two moo cows