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'I don't know why, but whenever I hear ringing I order pavlova.'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

Max Weber

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

Brains

Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

Psychoanalyst turtle trying to help turtle patient come out of shell

'You have to realise that as a potato you are a very complex carbohydrate.'

'Medea' Studies

"A few centuries ago, there was a very primitive system for data transmission: it was called Synapse.

I was toilet trained a month early, and it's been downhill ever since

"So, how's that new medication working for your paranoia?"

"You may need to seek professional help."

'Now let's explore your dark side.'

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

Psycho-plankton.

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

'I realize that you're upset that Oprah hasn't reviewed your new book on her show. But you are on MY show, so why don't you tell us what inspired you to write 'Overcoming Disappointment and Resentment.''

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"