Philosophy Nerd Pillows

'Rocco, are you listening?'

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Humans...What is their purpose?

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'The Questioner'

Chiller Theatre

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Zenemies.

Pastorius wonders why.

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'The recession is over, again.'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Arthur Schopenhauer

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'I'm an atheist!'

How world war III started.

"I cross the road to forget."

"Is this who I am?"

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."