Psychology Nerds Gifts

Gift your favorite psychology nerd something that speaks to their mind and sense of humor. Our curated collection features witty, psychology-themed items on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints, blending science and silliness in every design. Whether for a birthday, graduation, or just because, these gifts celebrate their love of the mind and human behavior in a fun, memorable way.

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'I don't know why, but whenever I hear ringing I order pavlova.'

'I don't know why, but whenever I hear ringing I order pavlova.' mockup

'I don't know why, but whenever I hear ringing I order pavlova.'

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"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?" mockup

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

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'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.' mockup

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

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Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute mockup

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

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Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind." mockup

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

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Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

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'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.' mockup

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

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Max Weber

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"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life." mockup

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

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"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling." mockup

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

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If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...

If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke... mockup

If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...

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Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

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Brains

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Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz

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"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing." mockup

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

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Psychoanalyst turtle trying to help turtle patient come out of shell

Psychoanalyst turtle trying to help turtle patient come out of shell mockup

Psychoanalyst turtle trying to help turtle patient come out of shell

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'You have to realise that as a potato you are a very complex carbohydrate.'

'You have to realise that as a potato you are a very complex carbohydrate.' mockup

'You have to realise that as a potato you are a very complex carbohydrate.'

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'Medea' Studies

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"A few centuries ago, there was a very primitive system for data transmission: it was called Synapse.

"A few centuries ago, there was a very primitive system for data transmission: it was called Synapse. mockup

"A few centuries ago, there was a very primitive system for data transmission: it was called Synapse.

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I was toilet trained a month early, and it's been downhill ever since

I was toilet trained a month early, and it's been downhill ever since mockup

I was toilet trained a month early, and it's been downhill ever since

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"So, how's that new medication working for your paranoia?"

"So, how's that new medication working for your paranoia?" mockup

"So, how's that new medication working for your paranoia?"

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"You may need to seek professional help."

"You may need to seek professional help." mockup

"You may need to seek professional help."

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'Now let's explore your dark side.' mockup

'Now let's explore your dark side.'

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"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said." mockup

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

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Psycho-plankton.

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"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!" mockup

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

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"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod." mockup

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

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"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?" mockup

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

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"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything." mockup

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

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'I realize that you're upset that Oprah hasn't reviewed your new book on her show. But you are on MY show, so why don't you tell us what inspired you to write 'Overcoming Disappointment and Resentment.''

'I realize that you're upset that Oprah hasn't reviewed your new book on her show. But you are on MY show, so why don't you tell us what inspired you to write 'Overcoming Disappointment and Resentment.''

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Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!" mockup

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

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Psychology Nerds Gifts Collection

Psychology Nerds Mugs

Looking for more psychology-inspired mugs? Discover our collection of clever, witty designs that turn coffee breaks into brainteaser moments.

Psychology Nerds Pillows

Add a cozy, humorous touch to any room with our psychology-inspired pillows—great for lounging or as a conversational piece.

Psychology Nerds Prints

Decorate your space with our psychology fan favorite prints—blend science, humor, and style in every piece.

Psychology Nerds T-Shirts

Explore our range of psychology-themed t-shirts, packed with humor and insights—perfect for any psychology enthusiast’s wardrobe.