Psychology Nerd Gifts

'Er...nice tattoo, Oedipus.'

OCD Unit - Stop washing your hands.

Rank: Everyone unconsciously desires to return to the womb.

'Tthe birth of self-consciousness' - 'Holy Smoke - I'm standing here!'

"If I keep pressing this button the elevator will go faster."

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

"George! Don't watch the news if you're going to act this way!"

"I think that's your reptile brain speaking, Cynthia!"

"You may need to seek professional help."

'On the other hand, there's always the possibility that you really are Napoleon, and I'm just some nut who thinks he's a psychiatrist.'

'After two years of therapy, I have concluded that you are a couch potato.'

Rorschanck test, "I don't know what that means to me- I'm dsylexic"

'End the war? Are you kidding? He's not even at peace with himself.'

"The answer is politics. In your manic state you can go out campaigning, and in your depressive state you can stay in the office."

"So, how's that new medication working for your paranoia?"

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Ascent of Machine.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

X-ray Psychology.

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Pavlov's Puppy

Vaccine

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Blok drives by New York City.

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

"Nasty sunburn."

Free-Floating Anxiety