Leftist Thinkers Pillows

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Detention Center

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

Bearded Leftie.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!'

The Child and the Tank

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

Thinking outside the cubicle

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

'I like thinking inside the box.'

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

Conflict In Palestine

"I welcome the discussion."

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

"I beg to differ."

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

"In financial news, stocks were down, bonds were up. In world news, democracies were down, dictatorships were up."