Libertarian Lover Gifts

Man walks into a restaurant with a sign saying "Billy Bob's Diner - We don't let the federal government tell us what to do with our tainted beef".

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

Voltaire

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Distractions Of The Great

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Iris Murdoch

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

The intellectual.

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Thomas Hardy

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

The Cost of Censoring Free Speech.

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Of Mice and Men.

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

I just reread a great book I downloaded from Amazon about five years ago. You rekindled an old relationship!

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

The Price of Freedom